So I have a big problem.
At this place where I get my nails done, there’s this one chick that is terrible. I mean fucking terrible. She files the fuck out of my nails and makes them look retarded, like I have Megan Fox thumbs or something . Anyway, I keep getting stuck with this bitch, and I just feel really bad saying I don’t want her. How can I say no without looking like a pretentious beatch? Why am I even worrying about this?
Oh and PS, if you still think Megan Fox is hot after seeing that disgusting fucking deformed thumb, you are a sick sick fuck.
you just ruined her for me.
Oh my god, Megan Fox not only has my name tattooed on her body, but now I know she and I share the same THUMBS.
